Making fun of Jerry, Garry, Larry Gergich was one of Parks and Recreation’s best running gags. What made this bit so funny is that Jerry is probably the least flawed character in the series. The insults against Jerry really showed the weakness and imperfections of the other characters. Most importantly, Jerry cared for others and just wanted what was best for everyone.
Here is a list of our favorite Jerry Gergich quotes from Parks and Recreation. If we missed any of your favorites, let us know on social media!
Jerry Gergich Quotes
1. Leslie: Here’s what I think we should do. Everyone should go around and say one thing that they love about Tom.
Jerry: I’ll start. I really wish I could have your body.
April: Ew! Like tied up, naked in your basement?
Jerry: No, no! You’re in good shape and you can eat whatever you want.
2. “Hunting and fishing season is winding down, okay? And we all know that it is already closed season on twout…I said twout instead of trout. My marbles are full of mouth today.”
3. “Ya know, I was 24 when Gayle took my virginity.”
4. “Well, you know, it’s like I always say. It ain’t government work if you don’t have to do it twice.”
5. Jerry: Leslie, please! Tonight is kind of a big night. All my kids are away…
Tom: Gross, no! It’s Jerry’s sex night. That ruins sex and tonight.
6. Jerry: For my murinal, I was inspired by the death of my grandma.
Tom: Ha, ha! You said murinal.
7. Jerry: I was on my way to the hummingbird feeders and I was walking Lord Sheldon.
April: Ew! Is that code for some kind of weird sex act?
Jerry: Lord Sheldon is my dog. My wife named him.
8. Jerry: You know what I should do? I should lead a teen abstinence workshop.
Ron: That might be incredibly effective.
9. Tom: What do Jay Z, Lil’ Wayne, and Drake have in common?
Jerry: Oh, I know this one. They are all rappists.
10. “I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?”
11. “One can never have enough socks.”
12. “Eggs, bacon and toast. Eggs, bacon and toast. Why don’t you start your way the Gergich way with eggs, bacon and toast?”
13. “I’m probably going to get an ear full when I get home tonight. Gayle might even call me the B-word…Bozo.”
14. “Garry is my real name. Yes, after 30 years my coworkers are finally going to call me by my real name. Oh boy I am blessed.”
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