15 Aggressive Regina George Quotes

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Funniest Regina George Quotes

About Regina George And Mean Girls

A question that I ask myself frequently is, was Mean Girls a movie or a template for many women’s personalities? Because I don’t want that fight on my hands I’ll edit that out later. A truly iconic comedy written by Tina Fey based on the book “Queen Bees and Wannabes” by Rosalind Wiseman. Featuring the acting talents of Lindsay Lohan (Cady Heron) and Rachel McAdams (Regina George) trying to navigate and conquer high school.

Regina George was the antagonist in the movie Mean Girls. She is at the top of the high school’s social food chain. Because of this, she doles out back-handed compliments, insults, and demands for boys that aren’t hers, almost by the second. She is our character of focus today because of the evil and sometimes funny things she says.

Get your calorie bars ready as we review our favorite Regina George quotes! Your mom can read along too, you know, if she’s a cool mom.

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Funniest Regina George Quotes

“I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him” – Regina George

Regina: I really wanna lose three pounds.
Gretchen: Oh my god what are you talking about?
Karen: You’re so skinny!
Regina: Shut up.

Cady: Wow! Your house is really nice!
Regina: I know, right?!

“Get in loser, we’re going shopping” – Regina George

Regina: Jason, why are you such a skeeze?
Jason: I’m just being friendly!
Regina: Do you want to have sex with him?
Cady: No, thank you.
Regina: Good, so it’s settled. So you can go shave your back now.

“Can I just say that we don’t have a clique problem at this school and that some of us shouldn’t have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation?” – Regina George

Regina’s Mom: There are no rules in this house. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom, right Regina?
Regina: Please stop talking.

“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.” – Regina George

Regina: Cady, do you even know who sings this?
Cady: Uh, Spice Girls?
Regina: I love her. She’s like a martian.

“Is butter a carb?” – Regina George

“This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do not trust her, she is a fugly slut.” – Regina George

Cady: I think I’m joining the mathletes.
Regina: No, no no. You cannot do that, that is social suicide. Damn, you are so lucky you have us to guide you.

Cady: So are you going to send any candy canes?
Regina: No I don’t send them I just get them. So, you better send me one biotch. Love ya.

“Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.” – Regina George

“Boo! You whore” – Regina George.

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