31 Dustin Henderson Quotes from Stranger Things

Some of the best and most annoying Dustin Henderson quotes.

Disclaimer: If you click a PHASR link and make a purchase, at no additional cost to you, we may receive a commission.

dustin henderson quotes

About Dustin Henderson

Everyone who’s seen Stranger Things has a favourite character they relate to. Although, it’s a little odd for a 35 year old blogger to relate to a child actor, I feel like my 10 or 12 year old self would relate most to Dustin Henderson.

And every fan of Dustin Henderson has a favourite Dustin Henderson Quote (I know I do, see number 13). Below you will find some of my all time favourite Dustin Henderson Quotes.

Dustin Henderson annoying everyone for 4 Minutes Straight

Best Dustin Henderson Quotes

“We never would’ve upset you if we knew you had super powers.”

“Our friend has superpowers and she squeezed your tiny bladder with her mind.”

“Yeah, that’s right! You better run! She’s our friend and she’s crazy!”

“Sorry, but you ate my cat.”

“I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books are my paddles. I need my paddles!”

“Found it! I knew she was hoarding it. I knew it. Always lying, saying she’s out. Bald-faced liar. Mike, I found the chocolate pudding!”

“Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?”

“But this girl’s special, you know. It’s just, like, something about her.”

“Just wait til we tell Will that Jennifer Hayes was crying at his funeral.”

“Okay, it’s official. I’m never having kids.”

“She will not be able to resist these pearls.”

“When I become rich and famous for this one day, don’t come crawling back, saying, oh, my god, Dustin, I’m so sorry for being mean to you back in the 8th grade.

“Now that you’re out of High School, which means you’re technically an adult, don’t you think it’s time you move on from primitive constructs such as popularity?”

RELATED: 11 ‘Stranger Things’ Fun Facts that will turn you Upside Down

dustin henderson still 3
When you can’t shut Dustin Henderson up!

“Oh, Jesus! I’m in an uncharted territory here, guys!”

“Instead of dating someone you think’s gonna make you cooler, why not date somebody you actually enjoy being around?”

“We can’t stop these Demo-dogs on our own. Demogorgan dogs. Demo-dogs. It’s like a compound. It’s like a play on word, okay?”

“There’s no bird nesting in my hair, asshole!”

“I mean, nobody’s scientifically perfect, but Suzie’s about as close to being perfect as any human could possibly be.”

“So do you think Eleven was born with superpowers like the X-Men or do you think she aquired them like Green Lantern?”

“She’s hotter than Phoebe Cates.”

“Sometimes your total obliviousness just blows my mind.”

“Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.”

Dustin Henderson: Can’t have more than one best friend.
Mike: Says who?
Dustin: Says logic.
Mike: Well, I call bull on your logic, because you’re my best friend too.

“My mom, she’s a pretty awesome cook. She can make you whatever you like.”

Hopper: Have you ever heard of Mirkwood?
Callahan: I have not, that sounds made up to me.
Lucas: No, it’s from Lord of the Rings.
Dustin Henderson: The Hobbit.
Lucas: It doesn’t matter!
Dustin: He asked!

RELATED: The 11 Best Stranger Things Characters

dustin henderson still 2
Robin, Steve and Dustin

Lucas: Why would the Chief set us up? Nancy, maybe. But the Chief?
Dustin Henderson: Lando Calrissian!
Lucas: Would you shut up about Lando!
Dustin: I don’t feel good about this. I don’t feel good about this!

Dustin Henderson: There’s something wrong with your sister.
Mike: What are you talking about?
Dustin: She’s got a stick up her butt.

Dustin Henderson: Accident or not, admit it, it was a little awesome.
Lucas: Awesome?
Dustin: She threw you in the air with her mind!

Steve: How do you know it’s not just a lizard?
Dustin Henderson: Because his face opened up and he ate my cat!

“Son of a bitch. You know, you’re really no help at all, you know that?”

Hopper: Oh my god, none of this is real. This is a kid’s game.
Dustin Henderson: It’s a manual.

What are your favorite Dustin Hopper quotes?

Did we miss any of your favorite Dustin Hopper quotes?
Let us know on social media.

dustin henderson still 1

Make The Other Emails In Your Inbox Jealous.

Get The Best Of PHASR Delivered Weekly

The Perfect Shirt For All Your Special Stains.


Get The Best of PHASR Directly To Your Inbox!

When you sign up for the PHASR newsletter,
you are automatically entered to
win free PHASR merch.