About Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th is an iconic movie series and franchise starring infamous deformed hockey mask wearing killer, Jason Vorhees, and his nonstop killing spree of teenage camp counsellors. However, in the first film, Jason is only in it for a few seconds. After all, it’s his mum (Mrs Vorhees), who is the maniacal killer.
Welcome to Camp Blood. Enjoy all these one-liners from these doomed Camp Counsellors at the hands of Jason’s mum. Because on Friday the 13th, nothing will save them.
Best Friday the 13th quotes
Alice: Who are you?
Mrs. Voorhees: Why I’m… I’m Mrs. Voorhees, an old friend of the Christy’s.
“Did you know a young boy drowned the year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren’t paying any attention… They were making love while that young boy drowned. His name was Jason. I was working the day that it happened. Preparing meals… here. I was the cook. Jason should’ve been watched. Every minute. He was… he wasn’t a very good swimmer. We can go now, dear.” – Mrs Voorhees
“[high voice] Kill her, Mommy! Kill her! Don’t let her get away, Mommy! Don’t let her live!
[normal voice] Mrs. Voorhees: I won’t, Jason. I won’t!” – Mrs Voorhees
“You let him drown! You never paid any attention. Look what you did to him.
[pulls out a large hunting knife] Look what you did to him!” – Mrs Voorhees
“You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday…” – Mrs Voorhees
Tierney: It’s not bad enough to have Friday the 13th, we’ve gotta have a full moon too. We keep statistics. We have more accidents, more rapes, more robberies, more homicides, more of everything when there’s a full moon. It upsets people. Makes them nuts.
Steve Christy: You’re making a science out of coincidence.
“Come, dear. It’ll be easier for you than it was for Jason.” – Mrs Voorhees
Ned: If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
Marcie: Rocky road.
“She can’t hide; no place to hide.” – Mrs Voorhees
Brenda: Are you gonna help me or scare me to death? If you do that again, I’ll tack you up to the wall to dry.
Ned: Yeah! I love that sexy talk.
“You kids keep your noses clean, you understand? You’ll be hearing from me if you don’t! We ain’t gonna stand for any weirdness out here!” – Officer Dorf
Ned: He neglected to mention that downtown they call this place Camp Blood.
Marcie: Next, they’re going to tell us there are poisonous snakes in the outhouse and crocodiles in the lake.
Jack: The crocodiles are in the cabin.
“When I looked into that mirror, I knew I’d always be ugly. I said, ‘Lizzy, you’ll always be plain.’” – Marcie
“Guess I always wanted to work with children. I hate when people call ’em kids. Sounds like little goats. But when you’ve had a dream as long as I have, you’ll do anything.” – Annie
“Yeah I had this dream about five or six times when I’m in a thunderstorm. And it’s raining really hard, it sounds like pebbles when it hits the ground. I can hear it! I try to block out the sound with my hands only it doesn’t work, the sound keeps getting louder and louder. And then the rain turns to blood, and it washes away in little rivers, and then the sound stops.” – Marcie
“I’m the messenger of God. You’re doomed if you stay here! This place is cursed. Cursed! It’s got a death curse.” – Crazy Ralph
Alice: [a snake is under the bed] I can’t sleep if there’s a snake in here!
Bill: I can’t kill it until it comes out.
Alice: Well, call him!
Bill: How do you call a snake?
Mrs. Voorhees: [seeing Brenda’s dead body] Oh, my Lord! So young. So pretty. Oh, what monster could have done this?
Alice: Bill’s out there.
Mrs. Voorhees: Oh, God, this place! Steve should never have opened this place again, there’s been too much trouble here!
Alice: The boy. Is he dead, too?
Alice: The boy. Jason.
Alice: In the lake, the one… the one who attacked me. The one who pulled me underneath the water.
Tierney: Ma’am, we didn’t find any boy.
Alice: But… then he’s still there.
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