20 Bewitching Hocus Pocus Quotes

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Best Hocus Pocus Movie Quotes

The Best Hocus Pocus Quotes

If you’re reading this, then either you grew up in the 90s, have a keen taste for silly Halloween movies, or you have a true friend that showed it to you. Next to Disney’s Halloweentown, Hocus Pocus (1993) is one of the films that informed so much of the Halloween season when we were kids. It’s fun, riddled with Autumn imagery, and just scary enough to entertain us to this day.

Hocus Pocus follows a curious young boy who moves to Salem, where he struggles to fit in before awakening a trio of diabolical witches that were executed in the 17th century. It’s up to him, his youngest sister, and some new friends to save Salem and Halloween! Directed by Kenny Ortega and produced by horror movie legend Mick Garris, Hocus Pocus stars Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kathy Najimy, Omri Katz, and Thora Birch.

I think we can all agree that Hocus Pocus has continued to hold a place in so many of our hearts is due in part to its great make-up, family dynamic, witty dialogue, and of course the oh-so-wonderful Disney nostalgia. Without further introduction here are some of the best quotes and best lines from Disney’s Hocus Pocus, that we find absolutely bewitching!

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Best Winifred Sanderson Quotes From Hocus Pocus

Best Winifred Sanderson Quotes From Hocus Pocus
Hocus Pocus (1993)

“MMMM look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!”

“Go to hell!” “Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.”

“You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!”

“Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!”

“Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!”

“Damn, damn, damn, double damn!”

“My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow’s Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine!”

Best Sarah Sanderson Quotes From Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus Quotes Sarah Sanderson
Hocus Pocus (1993)

“I am beautiful! Boys will love me!”

“Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!”

“Come little children, I’ll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.”

Best Thackery Binx Quotes From Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus Quotes Binx
Hocus Pocus (1993)

“You hag, there are not enough children in the world to make thee beautiful!”

“You’re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.”

“…You’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her.”

“I’m sorry, Emily, but I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.”

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Best Dani Quotes From Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus Quotes Dani
Hocus Pocus (1993)

“I couldn’t wear anything like that because I don’t have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos? Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!”

“It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”

“I love you, jerkface.”

“Besides, it’s a full moon outside. The weirdos are out!”

Best Max Quotes From Hocus Pocus

Best Max Quotes From Hocus Pocus
Hocus Pocus (1993)

“Welcome to High School Hell. I’m your host, Boris Karloff, Jr. Ha ha ha ha ha!”

“You’ve messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences! I’m going to summon the burning rain of death!”

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What’s Your Favorite Quote From Hocus Pocus?

Whether it be the Sanderson’s rendition of ‘I Put A Spell On You‘ or any line from Binx, let us know your favorite Hocus Pocus quotes on social media today!

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