51 Marvel Pick Up Lines Guaranteed to make you Cringe

Cringey Marvel Pick Up Lines? ASSEMBLE!

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About Marvel Pick Up Lines

Love or hate the Marvel Cinematic Universe, one thing we can all agree is – it’s stuffed full of cringe.

There are so many bad quotes in there that taken out of context and thrown into a flirty situation, one of two things will happen – you’ll either get slapped or laughed out of the bar. Either way, it’s a fun time for strangers looking on.

However, if you have absolutely no shame then one of the below Marvel Pick Up Lines will surely appeal to you because they sure as hell aren’t going to appeal to your romantic crush. Unless if they have as bad humour as we do.

For now, enjoy!

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1. I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.

2. Damn girl, are you Stan Lee? ‘Cause I think you’re Marvelous.

3. Let’s go higher, further, faster, baby.

4. Are you the Hulk? Because baby, you’re smashing.

5. Can I be the Pepper Potts to your Tony Stark?

6. If a spider’s bite can make you a spider-man, would you bite me just to let me be your man?

7. I promise I won’t need any rain checks on any dances.

8. I’m Tony Stark. And I’ve saved my best weapon for you.

9. Go out with Hulk. Don’t. Make. Hulk. ANGRY.

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Spider-Man Pick Up Line full of Cringe

10. They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer. Well, you are the only one who can have my heart.

11. Did it hurt when you fell from Asgard? Because you’re a god/goddess.

12. Drop your socks and get your Crocs, let’s go on a ride.

13. Make my “Spidey Sense” tingle, baby!

14. They don’t call me the Mighty Thor for no reason.

15. My spidey senses tell me you’re going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy. (Oh what, too soon?)

16. Just call me Hawkeye because you’re the bulls-eye, and his arrow never misses.

17. I’m ready for things to get really hardcore, even if you wanna blow up some moons.

18. On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?

19. Are you from Asgard? Because you’re out of this world.

20. This Captain America has been frozen in ice for ages. Wanna warm me up?

21. What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

22. I may succumb to your pelvic sorcery.

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Tony Stark Pick Up Line full of Cringe

23. You can get caught in my web any day.

24. Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything!

25. Destiny calls; our date is inevitable.

26. Do you know how good it feels without a cape?

27. Do they call you the Hulk? ‘Cause you’re pretty incredible.

28. Wanna know why they call me “Fantastic”?

29. I’ll bang you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you’ll be Thor in the morning.

30. Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Oral.

31. Hey! I’m Spider-man! Wanna do it on the ceiling?

32. 70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do… I’d like to start with you.

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Captain America Pick Up Line full of Cringe

33. I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.

34. Have you ever been taken up against a wall? How about a wall 40 feet in the air?

35. I bet you could penetrate my S.H.I.E.L.D. with your scepter.

36. Hey are you the god of mischief…? Because you’re Loki the prettiest person I’ve seen on this app.

37. Hey Spidey, keep it up. You’re going to make me web.

38. I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident, so maybe just f**k me.

39. I’d like to climb your Stark tower.

40. Hey what do you & me have in common with Wakanda? We’re forever, baby.

41. I’d like to see your one-eyed fury.

42. Girl, you deserve a throne in the shape of my face.

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Black Panther Pick Up Line full of Cringe

43. Wow a profile like yours… honestly that’s one in 14,000,605.

44. Wow, are you a vibranium synthezoid? Because you’re a Vision.

45. When they made me a super-soldier, ALL of my muscles got bigger.

46. You can call me MC… because all I need is U.

47. Hey you can call me Spiderman… Because I’d love to shoot my webs in you, if you catch my drift.

48. Did you know lightning is 5000 times hotter than the sun?

49. Are you sure you’re not a villain? Because I’d sure like to pound you with my hammer.

50. You’re so hot, you’re breaking my circuits!

51. I don’t need to summon thunder to light you up!

Have you used any of these Marvel Pick Up Lines?

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