Chilling Tales: 19 Sabrina Spellman quotes from Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

All our favorite ass-kicking spell-binding Sabrina Spellman quotes from Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

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About Sabrina Spellman from Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Sabrina Spellman is a classic and well loved character. Originally emerging as part of the Archie Comics line of (yup, you guessed it) Archie Comics, Sabrina was originally a happy teenager with a slightly misunderstood dark streak. It was thanks to executive producer Greg Berlanti and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa developing the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, which embraced the darker tones of the character, that we got this rich coming-of-age story filled with fear and witchcraft.

Unlike the Sabrina the Teenage Witch show of the 1990s, the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is not a sitcom, it’s a dark thriller/horror that has more in common with the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina comic book. So if you’ve got your heart set on Sabrina the Teenage Witch being the best adaption then you may not enjoy this show but if you’re into the occult, witchcraft and horror pop culture then trust me – this show is right up your alley.

Bingeing the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina really taught me to appreciate the powerful scenes that Sabrina takes charge in. To celebrate them, here’s some of my personal favorite quotes of the infamous teenage witch.

Best Sabrina Spellman Quotes

Sabrina: I’m leaving my girlhood behind.
Harvey: In the woods?

“My name is Sabrina Spellman and I will not sign it away.”

Sabrina: Harvey, you like comic books. No, you love them. And superheroes. So let’s say you’re a kid, a normal kid, with a normal life. And one day you wander into a cave, and this wizard who lives in the cave, says he’ll grant you all these superpowers.
Harvey: What powers? Like, can I fly?
Sabrina: Eventually, yes. But the wizard he says that in exchange for these powers, you have to give up everything else in your life. Your school, your friends, your girlfriend. What would you do?
Harvey: Are you my girlfriend in this scenario?
Sabrina: Yes.
Harvey: Then no. I wouldn’t take them.
Sabrina: Really? You’d give up flying?
Harvey: There’s no flying in my life without you, Sabrina Spellman.

“Can someone explain why it looks like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been nailed to our door?”

“It’s time for operation handbasket.”

“I am Sabrina Morningstar and that throne is mine – by blood and by birth.”

“In other words, back the heaven off! Unless you want more instability in the realm?”

“We’re going to find Lucy and bring her home Mrs Anderson and the man who took her will be condemned to hell and tortured there for all eternity.”

“I dragged my first soul to hell today.”

RELATED: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Part Four’s Chilling Inspirations

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“You are so lucky the Church of Night only has like 12 members right now. Otherwise, I would totally smite your asses!”

Sabrina: I have never once lied to you about anything, Nick. Unlike you, who lied to me constantly when you weren’t cheating on me but you’re not a martyr and you’re not an innocent and don’t you ever disrespect me again or you can forget about us ever being friends.
Nick: Sabrina…
Sabrina: Save it. Believe it or not, I have more important things to deal with than your drama and narcissism right now.

“You’re only supposed to start missing things after you’ve said goodbye to them, right?” 

“Update: I have more power than I did before and empty or not – hell is my domain. You should not be threatening me here. You can either step aside or be cut down.”

“If you say another thing about my mother or father to anyone ever again… I’ll choke you to death on your own blood.”

“Ghastly water. Basically water you get from wiping down corpses.”

“You know, shockingly, the kings of hell didn’t embrace my ideas with the gusto I was hoping for.”

“Boys. Lots and lots of mortal boys. To torment. And seduce. Or both.”

“It’s not a tornado that’s coming. It’s something much much worse.”

“Now it makes sense, all your strong arming trying to get me to sign. You were just trying to cover up the fact that you had already pawned me off to the Dark Lord like a used car.”

What did you think of these Sabrina Spellman quotes from The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina?

Did we get to all of your favorites? Was Chilling Adventures of Sabrina as sinister as you remembered?
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