Kooky and Spooky: 31 Wednesday Addams Quotes from the Netflix Show

Here's our favorite Wednesday Addams quotes and one-liners from the Netflix TV Show.

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About Wednesday Addams

Wednesday Addams is the creepy, kooky, mysterious and spooky daughter of Morticia and Gomez Addams in The Addams Family franchise. At the start of the Netflix show, she lets loose a school of piranhas in a school swimming pool to punish a group of jocks for bullying her brother – getting her expelled.

When it’s clear going to a high school with the ‘normies’ of society isn’t going to work for her, her parents enroll her into Nevermore Academy, Morticia’s old high school and a private school for monstrous outcasts. During the first season we are witness to Wednesday’s cold and emotionless personality in multiple comedic situations which adds a flair to her personality. She goes from loner outcast to fellow Nevermore Academy students finally accepting her for who she is.

To top it all off, throughout the show she begins to realize that she’s inherited her mother’s psychic abilities which helps her solve a murder mystery of a fellow student. Wednesday is gothic-comedy gold!

Here’s our favorite Wednesday Addams quotes and one-liners.

Wednesday’s infamous dance routine

Best Wednesday Addams Quotes and One-Liners

“I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.”

“I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago… but I admire the sadism.”

“The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.”

Morticia Addams: That boy’s family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?
Wednesday Addams: Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.

Tyler Galpin: The espresso machine’s having a seizure, so all we have is drip.
Wednesday Addams: But drip is for people who hate themselves and know their lives have no real purpose or meaning.

Principal Larissa Weems: Did your mother tell you we were roommates back in the day?
Wednesday Addams: And you graduated with your sanity intact? Impressive.

Enid Sinclair: Welcome to the Quad!
Wednesday Addams: It’s a pentagon.

“I’m not about to confess to my brother that I’ve recently been plagued by visions. They come on without warning and feel like electric shock therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn.”

Enid Sinclair: Rumor’s have been swirling around that you killed a kid at your old school, and that your parents pulled strings to get you off.
Wednesday Addams: Actually it was two kids, but who’s counting?

“When I look at you the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole.”

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“It takes a special kind of stupid to devote an entire theme park to zealots responsible for mass genocide.”

“Editors are short-sighted, fear-based lifeforms. One once described my writing as gratuitously morbid and suggested I seek psychiatric help.”

“I act as if I don’t care if people dislike me… Deep down… I secretly enjoy.”

Marilyn Thornhill: Are you and your mother close?
Wednesday Addams: Like two inmates sentenced to life in the same cell block.

“This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually I love dark turns, like when the carousel brakes mysteriously failed at my eighth birthday party.”

“Which leads me to believe I must be losing my mind. It’s not nearly as fun as I anticipated.”

Enid Sinclair: Care to take a stab at being social?
Wednesday Addams: I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much.

“Edgar Allan Poe said, “Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.” clearly Nevermore’s most famous alumni picked that up here. No wonder he became a drug-addled madman.”

“Secret societies, hidden libraries, my mother staring at me in a judgmental way… these are all things I’ve come to expect.”

“It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name.”

Wednesday Addams with her Family
Wednesday Addams with her Family

Tyler Galpin: Don’t tell me you were a Girl Scout.
Wednesday Addams: I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually, I have an uncle who went to prison for that.

“Are you mansplaining my power?”

“Secrets are like zombies. They never truly die.”

“I don’t believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge.”

Bianca Barclay: You’re lucky.
Wednesday Addams: Do tell.
Bianca Barclay: You don’t care what people think of you.
Wednesday Addams: Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.

“If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there’s a good chance I’m just enjoying myself.”

“Listen, people like me and you, we’re different. We don’t need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are. We’re original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence.”

“Whoever invented high heels must have had a side-hustle as a torturer.”

“That was torture. Thank you.”

“Because for some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me.”

“Unlike my novel, not every thread has been tied up, not every question answered. Secrets are still lurking in the dark corners of Jericho. Were Laurel Gates and Tyler just pawns in a bigger game? Will todays stalker become tomorrow’s nemesis? I know the suspense is killing you.”

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