About Old Gregg
When it comes to English Comedy shows, few do things with as much panache and oomph as The Mighty Boosh. Revolving around characters Howard Moon (Julian Barrat) and Vince Noir (Noel Fielding) we are taken on a journey through the mind and imagination. In one such journey, we find ourselves fishing with Howard.
It is in the darkest of the day cycle that Howard has taken a small boat onto a lake and begun fishing. Shortly into this, he hooks a character by the name of Old Gregg. Old Gregg is an eccentric sort, being what appears to be a human and aquatic creature. Old Gregg asks if Howard might love him before taking him to his cave.
This skit alone has spawned and populated meme pages for years and presents a comical masterpiece. It may be the very reason why The Mighty Boosh reached American audicences. Here are our favorite Old Gregg quotes!
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Old Gregg Quotes
Old Gregg: Hi there.
Howard Moon: Who are you?
Old Gregg: I’m Old Gregg, pleased to meet ya!
“You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?” – Old Gregg
Old Gregg: How come this hook’s in my head, fool?
Howard Moon: It has nothing to do with me, sir.
Old Gregg: It’s attached to your rod, mother licker!
“You wanna come a club where people wee on each other?” – Old Gregg
Howard Moon: Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give!
Old Gregg: Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach.
“I know what you’re thinking, ‘Here comes Old Gregg, he’s a scaly man-fish.’ You don’t know me. You don’t know what I got. I got something to show ya. You know what that is? It’s Old Gregg’s vagina! I got a mangina! I’m Old Gregg!” – Old Gregg
Old Gregg: I’m gonna hurt you.
Howard Moon: Excuse me?
Old Gregg: I like you.
“I got these too. That one’s ‘Bailey’s’. That one’s ‘Bailey’s A Bit Bigger’. That one’s ‘As Close As You Can Get To Bailey’s Without Your Eyes Getting Wet’.” – Old Gregg
Old Gregg: Do you love me?
Howard Moon: Oh, dear.
Old Gregg: Do you love me?
Howard Moon: Uh…gonna have to pretend I didn’t hear that, Gregg.
Old Gregg: Do you think you could ever love me?
“Oh, you know me. You’ve seen my downstairs mixup.” – Old Gregg
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What Are Your Favorite Old Gregg Quotes?
Thank you for reading our favorite Old Gregg quotes! Do you think we made this list sweet like Bailey’s or do we have a hook stuck in our face? Let us know on social media!
