Who Hatin’: 14 Crazy Grinch Quotes From How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

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The Grinch Quotes 2000 Movie

About How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

The holidays have arrived so quickly this year (most years usually too…) and it’s important to enjoy them with friends, family, and for ourselves. It is also important to take this time and reflect on others that may not be so fortunate. How The Grinch Stole Christmas is a Dr. Seuss story that gives us a character that most people view as unnecessarily angry at the world around him. Once we take a closer look, we see he is acting on things that have happened to him his whole life.

The man in green isn’t all bad, he’s just a little misunderstood. So let’s take a moment with our hot chocolate and peppermint and take another look at our big green machine and his little dog too! Here are some of our favorite Grinch quotes!

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The Grinch Quotes

“Welcome to Whoville, Max!” – The Grinch

“I’m a psycho!” – The Grinch

“Blasted water weight! Goes right to my hips!” – The Grinch

Cindy Lou: Santa, what is Christmas really about?
The Ginch: Vengence!….errr, I mean, presents, I suppose.

“Clearance sale.  Everything must go!” – The Grinch

“Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max, but we did our worst, and that’s all that matters.” – The Grinch

“I want golf clubs, I want diamonds, I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored, and sell it to make glue.” – The Grinch

“You want to know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage.” – The Grinch

“Yes! Down a size and a half!…and this time, I’ll keep it off.” – The Grinch

The Grinch: I’m an idiot!
Grinch Echo: You’re an idiot!

“Max! Fetch me my sedative!” – The Grinch

Cindy Lou: I’m not scared.
The Grinch: Denial is to be expected in the face of pure evil.
Cindy Lou: I don’t think so.
The Grinch: Doubt! Another unmistakable sign of the heebie-jeebies!

“Kids today….so desensitized by movies and television.” – The Grinch

“I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump!” – The Grinch

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What Are Your Favorite Quotes From The Grinch?

Thank you for reading our list for the best Grinch quotes! Do you think we stole Christmas with these or did we push Max too hard? Let us know on social media!

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