Mean Girls is a teen comedy-turned cult classic. The film was written by Tina Fey and was directed by Mark Waters. It was released in April of 2004. The movie is based on Rosalind Wiseman’s parenting book ‘Queen Bees and Wannabes’.
Mean Girls has a killer lineup of Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tim Meadows, and Amy Poehler. The film is still very popular and has become one of the most memorable teen comedies alongside movies like Clueless and The Breakfast Club.
Today we want to go over our favorite Mean Girls quotes. If we missed any of your favorites, let us know on social media. Enjoy!
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The Best Mean Girls Quotes
“I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom!” – Mrs. George
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.” – Gretchen Wieners
“You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So I guess you chose today.” – Gretchen Wieners
“It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something.” – Cady Heron
“Oh my go, Danny DeVito! I love your work!” – Damian Leigh
“Get in, loser, we’re going shopping.” – Regina George
“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” – Damian Leigh
“It’s like I have ESPN for something, my breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.” – Karen Smith
“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes and Noble…and I’m sorry for telling everyone about it…and I’m sorry for repeating it now.” – Karen Smith
“Is butter a carb?” – Regina George
“Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position. Don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it. Okay? Promise? Okay, now everybody take some rubbers.” – Coach Carr
“Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!” – Amber D’Alessio
“That is so fetch!” – Gretchen Wieners
“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.” – Regina George
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.” – Ms. Norbury
“You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?” – Karen Smith
‘Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.” – Gretchen Wieners
“Halloween is the one night of the year where you can dress like a slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” – Cady Heron
“I can’t go out tonight. (fake cough) I’m sick.” – Karen Smith
“Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.” – Cady Heron
“Damn, Africa, what happened?” – Kevin Gnapoor
“One time, she punched m in the face. It was awesome.” – Bethany Byrd
“On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Karen Smith
“Your face smells like peppermint!” – Aaron Samuels
“You can’t sit with us!” – Gretchen Wieners
“It’s October 3rd.” – Cady Heron
“Four for your Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!” – Damian Leigh
“She doesn’t even go here!” – Damian Leigh
“You could try Sears.” – Salesperson
“I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him.” – Regina George
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What Are Your Favorite Mean Girls Quotes?
We hope you enjoyed our list of the best Mean Girls quotes. Did we miss any of your favorites? Let us know on social media!
