As If: 14 Hilarious Clueless Quotes

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Best Clueless Quotes

About Clueless

Ask people who lived in or through it and most will tell you, the 90s was a magical time. Carefree personalities, obnoxious fashion, and a time when some of our favorite actors/actresses were helping us navigate our own school lives. Clueless is no exception featuring Cher (Alicia Silverstone) as the popular girl in school showing us how we can win over the masses but be unsure about winning hearts romantically.

There are still many themes from this film that can apply to our lives today if we only try. Not everything goes smoothly and not everything is within reach, but according to Cher’s dad, we should be able to get there in 20 minutes. Here are some of the best Clueless quotes from a movie that was anything but clueless.

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Clueless Quotes

“Here’s where Dionne lives. She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” – Cher

“You try to drive in platforms.” – Cher

Tai: You guys talk like grown-ups.
Cher: Yeah, well it’s a really good school.

Josh: Look, I gotta get back to school. You want to practice parking?
Cher: What’s the point? Everywhere you go has valet.

Amber: My plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well there goes your social life!

“Shit, you guys, I’ve never had straight friends before.” – Tai

“You’re a virgin who can’t drive.” – Tai

Cher: I want to do something good for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization?

“I’m going to take that lost soul in there and make her well-dressed and popular. Her life will be better because of me. How many girls can say that about you?” – Cher

“I don’t get it. Did my hair get flat? Did I stumble into some bad lighting? What’s wrong with me?” – Cher

“I suppose it wasn’t meant to be. I mean, he does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?” – Cher

Mr. Horowitz: I didn’t even know you can get tickets without a license!
Cher Horowitz: Oh sure you can, you can get tickets any time.

“Cher’s main thrill in life is a makeover, okay? It gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.” – Dionne

“What did I do? I’ve created some sort of a monster. I could feel the chunks start to rise up in my throat.” – Cher

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What Did You Think Of Our Clueless Quotes?

Thank you for reading our collection of Clueless quotes! Do you think we captured the real essence of Cher or was this list “as-if”? Let us know on social media!

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