26 of the Best Over the Garden Wall Quotes

These are the best Over the Garden Wall quotes, and that's a rock fact!

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Twenty-Six Over The Garden Wall Quotes

These are the best Over the Garden Wall quotes, and that’s a rock fact!

Cartoon Network’s Over the Garden Wall mini-series is a Fall staple in my household. It’s packed with cute and inspiring quotes that are so memorable that I just keep going back to the show every year. Directed by Cartoon Network veteran Patrick McHale (Adventure Time), the mini-series focuses on two brothers who get lost in a mysterious forest as they try to find their way home, encountering a variety of strange and fantastical things on their journey.

The show is based on McHale’s animated short Tome of the Unknown. Over the Garden Wall is filled to the brim with old-world Autumnal imagery and makes a perfect companion to something like It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Now let us venture into the unknown like Greg and Wirt as we recount some of the best quotes from the show!

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Over the Garden Wall Greg Quotes

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Over the Garden Wall (2014)

“Oh, Potatoes and Molasses! If you want some, oh just ask us. They’re warm and soft like puppies and socks, filled with cream and candy rocks!”

“We need to do our part to make the world a better place.”

“That’s a rock fact!”


“Give up? I’ll never give up!”

“Oh. Did you know that dinosaurs had big ears but everyone forgot ’cause dinosaur ears don’t have bones?”

“Ain’t that just the way?”

“We’re here to burgle your TURTS!”

“Kitty! Kitty? Now, where did that frog named ‘Kitty’ go?”

“Candy…camouflage! Run, run, run.”

“Wirt, you can do anything if you set your mind to it.”

“You have beautiful eyes!”

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Over the Garden Wall Wirt Quotes

Over The Garden Wall Quotes Wirt
Over the Garden Wall (2014)

“Calm, calm down, mister! Whatever you do here is your business! We just wanna get home with all our legs and arms attached!”

“The Beast? We don’t know anything about that! We’re just two lost kids trying to get home!”

“So it’s some kind of weird cult they wear vegetable costumes and dance around a big thing. They seem nice enough.”

“Get that frog out of your pants.”

“I don’t know much of anything anymore.”

“Into the unknown.”

“We are but wayward leaves, scattered to the air by an indifferent world.”

“Sometimes I feel like I’m just like a boat upon a winding river, twisting toward an endless black sea. Further and further, drifting away from where I want to be. Who I want to be.”

“I have my own problems to take care of. Here, this one is yours.”

Over the Garden Wall The Beast Quotes

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Over the Garden Wall (2014)

“All who perish here will become trees for the lantern!”

“Perhaps we better make a deal.”

“No. There is only me. There is only my way. There is only the forest, and there is only surrender.”

“Are you ready to see true darkness?”

Over the Garden Wall Poem, ‘Into the Unknown’

Over the Garden Wall (2014)

[Verse 1]

Led through the mist
By the milk-light of moon
All that was lost is revealed

Our long bygone burdens
Mere echoes of the spring
But where have we come?
And where shall we end?
If dreams can’t come true
Then why not pretend?

[Verse 2]

How the gentle wind
Beckons through the leaves
As Autumn colors fall
Dancing in a swirl
Of golden memories
The loveliest lies of all

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What is Your Favorite Over the Garden Wall Quote?

We hope you enjoyed our list of Over the Garden Wall quotes! Over the Garden Wall is filled to the brim with joy, spooks, mystery, terror, and pure fun. It features some of the most dynamic cartoon characters and for that, it’ll always remain in our hearts. What is your favorite quote from Over the Garden Wall? Let us know on social media!

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