7 Hilarious Pedro Quotes And Moments From Napoleon Dynamite

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Pedro Quotes Napoleon Dynamite

Pedro Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite!

Pedro, played by Efren Ramirez, is one of the main characters in the 2004 comedy film Napoleon Dynamite. He is the best friend of the titular character and runs for class president during the events of the film. Vote for Pedro!

Today, we want to go over our favorite Pedro quotes from Napoleon Dynamite. If we missed any of your favorites, let us know on social media!

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Pedro’s Awesome Bike

Napoleon: Do you ride the bus to school?
Pedro: No, I ride my bike.
Napoleon: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It’s a Sledgehammer.
Napoleon: Dang! You got shocks, pegs…lucky!

Pedro’s Social Anxiety

Napoleon: Why do you got your hood on like that?
Pedro: Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So, I drank some cold water, but it didn’t do nothing. So, I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized it my hair that was making my head so hot. So, I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don’t want anyone to see.

Pedro Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite

Pedro’s Class President Speech

“Hello. I don’t have much to say, but I think it would be good to have some Holy Santos brought to the high school to guard the hallway and to bring us good luck. El Santo Nino de Atrocha is a good one. My Aunt Concha has seen him, and we have a great FFA scheduled lined up, and I’d like to see more of that. If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Thank you.” – Pedro

More Pedro Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite

“Hey, if I win, you can be my secretary or something.” – Pedro

Napoleon: Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you going to do that?
Pedro: Build her a cake or something.

“That’s nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four.” – Pedro

Napoleon: How long did it take you to grow that mustache?
Pedro: A couple of days.

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Napoleon Dynamite Pedro Quotes

What Are Your Favorite Pedro Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite?

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