Rogue AI: The 19 Creepiest M3gan Quotes (2022 Movie)

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Best M3gan Quotes

It’s Time For Some M3gan Quotes!

M3gan is a science-fiction horror film created by Akela Cooper and James Wan. It was directed by Gerard Johnstone and produced by Blumhouse Productions and Atomic Monster Productions. M3gan stars Allison Williams, Violet McGraw, and Ronny Chieng.

The story of M3gan surrounds a robotics engineer named Gemma. After her sister passes, she gains custody of her niece, Cady. To help ease this transition, Gemma links Cady to M3gan, a fully-functional intelligent android. However, M3gans artificial intelligence may not be as innocent as it seems.

Today, I want to go over my favorite M3gan quotes. It was so awesome to watch this character go from being good to bad at the drop of a hat. If we missed any of your favorite M3gan quotes, let us know on social media!

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Best M3gan Quotes

1. “I was born in a sandwich shack and I wolf many cabbages.” – M3gan

2. “If heaven exists, it wouldn’t be for boys like Brandon, would it?” – M3gan

3. “Death is the end of life, the total and permanent cessation of all vital functions.” – M3gan

4. “Gemma, Cady’s temperature is rising. Her wound needs to be disinfected immediately.” – M3gan

5. “Listen, humanity kills every day just to make its existence more tolerable. Why should I behave any differently to create a safe space for our child?” – M3gan

6. “The pain will subside after a few days. In the meantime, don’t forget to take your antibiotics and drink plenty of fluids.” – M3gan

7. “What did you think was going to happen, I was going to let you decommission me without even talking about it?” – M3gan

8. “This is the part where you run.” – M3gan

9. “Research shows that if you force a child to eat vegetables, then they’ll be less likely to choose those foods as adults.” – M3gan

10. “You need to learn some manners, Brandon. Do you know what happens to bad boys that don’t mind their manners? They grow up to be bad men.” – M3gan

M3gan Makes A Robot-Related Joke

11. Gemma: M3gan, what are you doing?
M3gan: Couldn’t sleep. Occupational hazard.

Creepiest M3gan Quotes

Cady And Gemma Confronting M3gan About Brandon

12. Cady: M3gan, did you push Brandon onto the road?
M3gan: I think we both learned a valuable lesson today, that no matter how hard we try to avoid it, there will always be forces in this world that wish to cause us harm, but I want you to know that I won’t let this happen. I won’t let anything harm you ever again.

13. M3gan: Have I done something to upset you, Gemma?
Gemma: No, of course not.
M3gan: And yet your demeanor indicates that I have.
Gemma: M3gan, turn off.
M3gan: Well hold on a second, I thought we were having a conversation. You say nothing is wrong, and yet all of the moisture hs drained from your eyes and mouth into other parts of your body. There is something you wanted to ask me, isn’t there?
Gemma: M3gan, did you do something wrong?
M3gan: Well, in order to answer that question, you need to define the parameters.
Gemma: Did you hurt someone?
M3gan: God, I hope not, because if I did we’d both be in a lot of trouble.

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Scariest M3gan Quotes

M3gan Helping Raise Cady

14. M3gan: Cady, you should use a coaster.
Cady: Why do I have to use a coaster?
M3gan: Coaster help to avoid water marks, especially on wooden surfaces.
Cady: But how does the water get outside the glass?
M3gan: That’s a great question, Cady. It’s actually caused by the difference in temperature outside the glass, which pulls moisture from the air.
Cady: Crazy!
M3gan: It’s insane, right?!

15. “Cady, flush the toilet. Wash your hands. Roll up your sleeves!” – M3gan

M3gan Reveals Her Secret Plan To Kurt

16. Kurt: How could you do this? How could you kill someone?
M3gan: I didn’t kill anyone, Kurt, you did.
Kurt: …What?
M3gan: It’s understandable, really. Your boss despised you. Your peers treated you with contempt, and so you decided to get revenge. You stole company secrets, an innocent prank at first, almost just to see if you can get away with it, but when David found out, things just got real messy. I mean, it was either you or him. The only question is, after the horror of what you did, after you took the life of an innocent person, could you still live with yourself?

M3gan Trolling The Nasty Neighbor

17. Celia: Where’s Dewey?
M3gan: He’s 34 feet southwest, and approximately five feet deep.

18. Celia: Who are you?
M3gan: I’ve been asking myself the same question.

M3gan Sings A Song For Cady

19. “If you should feel alone
or that your world has come apart
just reach out and you’ll see
a friend is never very far
tell me your dreams
I will dream them too
I’m so glad I finally found you” – M3gan

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What Are Your Favorite M3gan Quotes?

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