The 15 Best Carl Quotes From Aqua Teen Hunger Force

None of this matters.

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Best Carl Quotes ATHF

Carl Brutananadilewski is the slovenly and cantankerous neighbor of Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad. In his defense, who wouldn’t get a little cranky when your neighbors are sentient food constantly stirring up odd adventures?

“I know this dude, right?/Carl, he wear tight blue sweats but wasn’t glued too tight/all he has upstairs is a crude light/you think thats weird? he lives next door to a food fight!” – MF Doom

He is always seen wearing a white tank top, blue sweat pants, flip flops, and a gold chain. What he lacks in style, he makes up for in humor. Today we want to go over our favorite Carl quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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Carl Quotes From Aqua Teen Hunger Force

“You can’t eat carpet, silly daddy.” – Young Carl

This scene with a young version of Carl is one of my favorite scenes in the entire series. It is Christmas and his dad gives him a carpet sample for his gift. To make matters worse, he then tells Carl that he has to cook down the carpet and eat it for dinner. Silly daddy.

“It don’t matter. None of this matters.” – Carl

Now this is a Carl quote that I say all the time. It is such a great way to show your lack of interest in something. As we all know, Carl says this during the wedding ceremony where he and Master Shake split a mail order bride. Obviously, Carl wasn’t that big into the services.

As we all know, Carl says this during the wedding ceremony where he and Master Shake split a mail order bride. Obviously, Carl wasn’t that big into the services.

“She will be sizzling…LIKE FAJITA MEAT!” – Carl

“Can I not just live here without having to occasionally deal with you animals?” – Carl

Carl: Handbanana, I’d like you to meet The Enforcer.
Spaghetti: …I want my name to be Spaghetti.

This is one of my favorite scenes and I think it perfectly embodies the absurdity of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. A badass dog made from Carl’s DNA wants to be named Spaghetti instead of The Enforcer. I wish my name was Spaghetti.

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“Who wrote ‘The Moon Rules #1′ on my freakin’ car?” – Carl

“Oh, I’m sorry, Candy. I guess we’re not in America. I guess I’m not allowed to pay for sex with pennies.” – Carl

“Just hang on a second, okay? You’re The Ghost of Christmas Past, right? Okay, well, I mean, you know it’s February, right?” – Carl

“Just say Smith or Jones or something. There’s no way you can pronounce that right.” – Carl

“Hey! Yeah, you, dingbat! I want a pitcher of beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and let’s start with 50 wings extra hot and keep the ranch comin’.”- Carl

Did you read what he ordered? He’s going to be fartin’ blood over there.

“Hey, Fryman. I know it’s been a while, but I’m not gonna get humped by a giant red gorilla in space.” – Carl

“Look, all I know is that this cord here was plugged into my house, and your house is glowing like the frickin’ sun. So I put two and two together and decided that you’re pissing me off.” – Carl

Did you know? Carl has died a total of 69 times throughout Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Nice.

“I don’t need instructions to know how to rock!!” – Carl

Carl Quotes Aqua Teen Hunger Force

“Go back to sleep, you freaks!” – Carl

“Every time I hear Urgent on the radio I think of that girl’s boobs covered in vomit.” – Carl

What Are your Favorite Carl Quotes From Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

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