10 Funniest Uncle Rico Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite

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Uncle Rico Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite

About Uncle Rico From Napoleon Dynamite

Sometimes even the strongest of established orders are forced to take a shake-up. In Napoleon Dynamite, that shake-up is Uncle Rico, the best quarterback never drafted to the NFL and purveyor of fine plasticware. Uncle Rico has to show up to babysit when Napoleon and Kip’s grandmother gets hurt and must go to the hospital.

Uncle Rico is a vagabond in the realm of Napoleon Dynamite, utilizing his van as his living space. He and Kip bond far more than Rico and Napoleon, even teaming up to make sales across the town. Rico is stuck in the 80s where he peaked as a person.

Go ahead and get ready to dial back to the early 2000s with this classic independent film and laugh a little. We’ve got the best of Uncle Rico quotes and we want to share them with you.

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Uncle Rico Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite

Uncle Rico: Back in ’82, I used to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile.
Kip: Are you serious?
Uncle Rico: I’m dead serious.

“How does the dealio sound to you?” – Uncle Rico

“Well, Uncle Rico’s got a sale to finalize in Bonita in five minutes.” – Uncle Rico

“Napoleon, you know we can’t afford the fun pack. What do you think money grows on trees in this family?” – Uncle Rico

“Man, I wish I could go back in time…I’d take state.” – Uncle Rico

“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?” – Uncle Rico

“If coach would have put me in fourth quarter, we’d have been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. You better believe things would have been different. I’d have gone pro in a heartbeat. I’d be making millions of dollars and living in a big ole mansion somewhere, you know, soaking it up in a hot tub with my soul mate.” – Uncle Rico

Uncle Rico: Kip, I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace. You ever come across anything like time travel?
Kip: Easy, I’ve already looked into it for myself.
Uncle Rico: Right on.

“Napoleon, it looks like you don’t have a job. So why don’t you get out there and feed Tina?” – Uncle Rico

Uncle Rico: If you invest in the twenty-four-piece set, I’m gonna throw in a little gift.
Husband: So what’s the gift?
Uncle Rico (pulling out a mini sailboat): I bet you folks don’t have one of these.
Wife (whispers): I want that.

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